This is a rarity of things I do, but I figured I’d share this all with you.

My first two hours playing Fallout 4, as condensed down into 7 minutes. Quite an interesting experience, one I really am getting into and hope to continue to get into more so.

I’ve been a little busy lately in terms of watching movies, but luckily I occasionally play games and say funny critiques while playing.

Ghostbusters 2 – As Good as Ghostbusters 1

Why did everyone hate Ghostbusters 2?

Look, I understand sequels tend to be at the very least lesser than their original films. It’s very rare that a movie sequel is on the same level as, or better than, the first one. Ghostbusters is no exception.

But, in my humble opinion, Ghostbusters 2 is in the category of at least living up to its predecessor though not surpassing it, versus the common opinion that it’s terrible and a disappointing mess. I don’t think of it that way.

Ghostbusters 2 wasn’t as strong an entry into the Ghostbusters franchise I think because it was a somewhat deviation from the original and was a sort of reluctant sequel.

See, Dan Aykroyd- not just the star but also the original writer of Ghostbusters, was and is really big into the occult as much as he is into comedy. It’s partially what inspired Ghostbusters in the first place, and it was originally a script penned for himself and the late John Belushi.

The first movie, as such, was altered after Belushi passed away, and now late Harold Ramis, co-star in Ghostbusters, helped Aykroyd retool the script to include himself, Bill Murray and Ernie Hudson as the stars instead.

Aykroyd wrote the first movie as his enjoyment of the supernatural and occult, and it was extremely funny as well. A decent plot, interesting and relatable characters, and a comedy about something that isn’t usually considered comedic in most movies- and it ended in a neatly conclusive way.

Ghostbusters 2 then was the studio begging for a sequel after the success of both the first film and the animated series The Real Ghostbusters. Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis, after some reluctant uncertainty, did the very best they could to produce a second movie to expand into the lore of that universe.

And, in my opinion, they did the best they could with what they had.

I feel like the things most people claim are flaws with the film are actually the studio intervening and the creators not having the same energy as before to protest. The 5 years later thing and the Ghostbusters being down and out again like before actually makes some thematic sense to me. Even after saving all of New York from a giant mesopotamian god, do you really think the mayors and councilmen of new york are going to just flat out admit that New York was under threat of ghosts? It sounds absolutely insane, even if you’ve seen firsthand everything that happened. The ghostbusters were clearly in a niche market before Gozar showed up, because besides getting big clients like the Sedgewick Hotel, the Ghostbusters weren’t exactly raking in the cash here. Even after saving the day, it’s very likely that they’d be forgotten about quickly after, with government and media cover-ups and the like, as no one was really wanting to admit that they were experiencing hauntings. If ghost exterminating was as commonplace a thing, then the Ghostbusters would not have been the first people to try and monetize it.

So yeah, five years later and the Ghostbusters aren’t really in business any more. And this leads to one of the greatest scenes in a Ghostbusters film ever:

That’s hilarious. And it’s triumphant. We know the Ghostbusters are the good guys, and if everyone in the movie did too, they wouldn’t have as likeable a persona as they do. The Ghostbusters are the underdogs, and they work best when they stay that way. Though it might be a slight retread, it’s necessary to get the most out of the characters.

The whole film is full of these moments and I find them all very enjoyable, from the slime (which on the internet is heresy to apparently think the slime is a good idea), to them controlling the statue of liberty with a modified NES Advantage controller:

Ghostbusters 2 was as clever and as witty as Ghostbusters 1 was. Note, it wasn’t wittier, of course, and it wasn’t funnier, but it was definitely as witty and as funny.

I think Ghostbusters 2 gets a bad rap for being a sequel to a good movie. A lot of sequels tend to be that way, worse than the original, but I think people are holding this to too high of standards.

Ghostbusters 1 would have gotten a 8/10 on the pumpkin scale, so Ghostbusters 2 gets a solid 7/10.

(I didn’t have time to make the graphic so the standard rating scale will work until I can replace it with actual pumpkins)

Bigfoot: The Lost Coast Tapes – I’ve Seen Scarier in a Count Choclua Commercial

Now if you’re anything like me you watch regularly the Animal Planet documentary show, Finding Bigfoot. And if you don’t watch that show, what else have you been doing with your Sunday evenings?

Oh you watch, regular television… I guess… that’s cool too.

Regardless, Bigfoot for some reason has become a more prevalent mainstream icon than he has been previously, and I attribute it to that show. Sadly this movie is nothing like that.

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Terminator Genisys – This is Worse Than Fanfic

The Terminator movies, or as I should actually say: the first two Terminator movies, are some of my favorite action movies- if not just my favorite movies of all time. When you think about sequels and how they’re usually never better than the original, you can thank Terminator 2 for blowing that idea out of the water by being the sequel to a move that every other movie should aspire to be.

But like all good things, even the Terminator franchise starts to overstay its welcome.

With the less than stellar Terminator 3, the pretty-good-but-a-little-weird-cause-Christian-Bale Terminator 4, and now we have the abysmal Terminator 5: Genisys. Not Genesis, Genisys. Yeah I don’t get it either.

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Insidious – Not Even A Little Spooky

Apologies in advanced for the really short post this week. I was busy with other projects and life issues so I wasn’t able to watch any terrible movies to angrily review. This kind of post won’t happen often as it doesn’t really showcase any writing (though technically I did write the script for the video, so if you pretend this week its just me reading my post out loud to you, it’ll be the same thing).

So this week, since I decided to post one of my older videos, I picked one I’m really proud of. Insidious, if you don’t remember, is that weird horror movie series that was sort of in the forefront of everyone’s minds for about three months, then completely went away.

At the time, everyone thought this movie was the scariest thing they’d ever seen. But then it just sort of disappeared, even as they were making a second one. I remembered thinking the movie was poop.

So with October right around the corner (and stores are already putting up Halloween decorations), I figured I’d share with you my Insidious 1 and 2 video to properly get into the season.

Next week I’ll have a full fledged written review up again. I just need to see some crappy movies in the meantime.

Dancer and the Dame – Another F-ing Dog Movie

Oh Pure Flix, what even are you?

Oh, sorry, a little back-story:

About a year ago I did a video review on a Pure Flix film called God’s Not Dead, a cinematic train-wreck I was unfortunate enough to subjugate myself to.

For those not familiar, God’s Not Dead told the story of a religious zealot college student who, after choosing not to deny his faith in front of his peers, attempts to convert his entire class to Christianity before his mean, atheist professor did the opposite. It also included roughly a dozen other cast of characters besides these two, and it was so wholly (not holy) confusing that it went down as possibly one of the worst film of all time for me- and no, it had nothing to do with the fact that it was a movie about faith, it was just terrible.

So I had always assumed Pure Flix was just some distribution company that made religious “lifetime movies” with a budget larger than even Lifetime Network would ever think of providing. I later learned that Pure Flix is actually just a digital distribution platform, much like Netflix or Hulu, and just like Netflix or Hulu they’re creating in-house entertainment to provide for subscribers.

While God’s Not Dead did see a theatrical release and its upcoming sequel God’s Not Dead 2: He is Surely Alive is also slated as such, there are those films that slip between the cracks and are unceremoniously spat out onto the front page of Pure Flix’s site. Dancer and The Dame is one of those films.

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Song of The South – Boring With a Side Dish of Racism

Written Movie Review

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-A. My oh my what’s no longer acceptable today.

This is a movie, a half animated, half live action children’s story, that features a lovable bear, a fox, and a rabbit; two little children and their dog; and a smiling cast of lovable, black-skinned, slaves.

In a Disney film.

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Metal Gear Solid: Day One Reaction

Written Game Review

So, I pre-ordered Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain and it finally arrived- and I’ve gotta say, I was and still am ecstatic to finish this game.

First and foremost, I have not finished the game yet. This is not a review that will contain story- or spoilers. I have barely been past the first mission (I was at work all day yesterday, so I didn’t get to play until 9pm). But I still want to talk about this game and what I like and don’t like. So, after the break, let’s talk about Metal Gear.

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Repost – Avengers: Age of Ultron Review

Originally posted on May 11th, 2015 found here.

To start the blog off I’m going to bring in content from the main site to give you an idea as to what I’ll mostly be posting (hopefully).

A Swholli Written Review

So, seeing as this film is still in theaters but is obviously a big topic of the summer, I’ve decided to do mini reviews in writing in order to give myself an outlet on film without needing to take the time to produce a video (videos take time, writing them do not).

So, let’s talk about Ultron. Warning spoilers ahead!

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